WORK SHUNNED

A NEIGHBOUR KNOCKED AT THE LAZY MAN'S DOOR AND TOLD HIM OF A POSITION HE COULD GET BY GOING AFTER IT.
"UM!" SAID THE MAN,"IT APPEARS THAT A CONSIDERABLE EFFORT WILL BE INVOLVED."
"OH YES," SAID THE NEIGHBOUR'"YOU WILL PASS MANY SLEEPLESS NIGHTS AND TOILSOME DAYS,BUT IT IS GOOD PAY AND A CHANCE OF ADVANCEMENT."
"UM!"SAID THE MAN. "AND WHO ARE YOU?"
"I CALLED OPPORTUNITY."
'UM! YOU CALL YOURSELF OPPORTUNITY,BUT YOU LOOK LIKE HARD WORK TO ME."

AND HE SLAMMED THE DOOR.