The Archbishop had preached a fine sermon on the beauties of married life.Two Irshwomen coming out of church were heard commenting upon his address.
"'Tis a fine sermon His Reverence would be after givin' us," said Bridget.
"It is indade," replied Maggie,"and I wish I knew as little about the matter as he does."
MATRIMONIAL PROPOSAL
He : "You know I love you. Will you marry me ?"
SHE: " But, my dear boy, I refused you only a week ago."
HE : "Oh ! Was that YOU "
MATRIMONIAL INCIDENT
PARSON " Do you take this man for better or worse ?"
MANDY " He can't be no worse, and dey is no hopes of his gettin' any better, so I takes him 'as is.' "
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